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The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.
Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!
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a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.
Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!
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When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs
me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!
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Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.
Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.
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A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.
Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.
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To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.
"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."
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the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot
JESUSING. kind of like planking only alot cooler
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