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worthless scientologist scumbag
John Travolta practices scientology and needs to be punished for his sins
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When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.
Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."
1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.
Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.
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When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).
Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!
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To completely screw up someone's name.
Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”
When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap
'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'