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Jum refers to the front counter bitch of any RETAIL job, typically has blonde hair w/ Black eyebrows
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Jim + Dumb .... Usually referring to a boss named Jim who believes all other humans are the gum on the bottom of his shoe.
Jum Fucked up the paperwork again! He had the nerve to tell the client it was me.
The concoction resulting from the act of "jumming" (ejaculating in someone else's juice). Combination of the words "juice" and "cum."
Glenn: Dude, I totally jizzed in your juicebox. Haha!
Band Geek: Not cool. First my mouthpiece, now this jum? I hate you!
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The combination of a jew and a muslim.
Dude why are you being such a jum
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A reusable condum made of platypus leather, most often used in Austrailia.
Jack: look, i got a new jum!
Diane: Good, youve had the other one for nearly two years!
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When your testicles are very itchy and you must beat it with a hammer to resolve the itchiness.
"What the hell are you doing Jordan" "I'm beating my testicles with a hammer, because i have the jums!"
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Alter-ego of a obsessive friend who can't get over his ex-girlfriend of only two months. Originated from a nickname the former girlfriend gave him based on an email account. User often will refer to this alter-ego in a weird manner.
Jum loves you.
Jum misses you.
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