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Kanga

To sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. This act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. It is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the crapper. Popularised in Australia after reference on Big Brother 5.

Hey boys, check out the Kanga I left behind.

by PaddyM July 4, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


kanga

1. to do a reversie
2. 'bad' distribution in 500

1. "Fuck Robbielard, that kanga is damned nasty. Brat's gone in there and eaten it, the turd burglar he is," Wobs exclaimed.
2. "FFS, i've got a fucken kanga," muttered Von as his assbled from a metaphorical anal raping.

by t0bee April 20, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


kanga

When a person sits on the toilet seat backwards and aims to land his shit on the side of the bowl. Leaving a whole shit sitting there.

That kanga was poor, the shit slid into the water

by James Brick July 31, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse kanga

The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.

Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!

by hans January 13, 2004

399๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


kanga mangas

to shoot someone in the head then hang them by that hole on a clothesline

My homies gunna put the kanga mangas on that bitch!

by jaiya and alexia December 29, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angry Kanga

Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.

"Shit bro have you got a mop"

"why'"?

"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".

by Geglkdfjdlkjgdlfkgjdlfkgj90390 August 10, 2017


Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.

Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joeโ€™s facility.

by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž