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An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.
James was killing it with the Ladies, kemp coursing through him.
10/10 - M Jackson
'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger
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If you have this last name, chances are you will be a professional sports player.
Bro, what's that NBA player's last name again? Shawn? ...
Shawn Kemp
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If you have this last name, chances are you will be a professional sports player.
Bro, what's that NBA player's last name again? Shawn? ...
Shawn Kemp
Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sex's; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while "kemp" attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.
"Look at that bloke he's kemping a chicken"
"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"
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When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!
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To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers' hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you that's why.
"If Jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, I'm going to kemp the shit out of him."
"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."
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