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Col. Kurtz

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".

Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"

by mam25a November 28, 2011

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kurtz Kidz

Extreme Nirvana fans - still followers of Kurt Cobain. Usually own great collectible Fender guitars including JagStang or Mustang that sit in a closet collecting dust, refusing to part with them for "nostalgic" reasons.

If you're looking to buy a first run JagStang in Sonic Blue, look for one of Kurtz Kids and make a generous offer to purchase.

If you're lucky, maybe one of Kurtz Kidz will agree to sell you a Sonic Blue JagStang.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015


Scott Kurtz

N. Author of the web-based comic "PvP". Also known for being a hypocrite, his rants & raves, advice instructing children to take over the counter drugs so they can stay awake to play video games, general advice on how everyone should run their life, and his enormous ego. Mostly his ego.

"I got news for you people..."
"Video games will retard your child..."
"I love playing games."
"Let me tell you..."
"...I can say whatever I want in the strip..."

by typo November 25, 2004

80πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Ben Kurtz

A person who’s very cool and has a lot of sex

β€œHey dude”
β€œWhat”
β€œBen Kurtz looking ass”

by Ben Kurtz October 4, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Justin Kurtz

a person that is socially awkward and easy to make fun of

your such a justin kurtz no wonder you get bullied

by i want you to suffer 69 August 8, 2021


Kurtz style

The act of ejaculating over a partner's face and open mouth to finish the sexual act.

I just had amazing sex, Kurtz style!

by Giacomo January 11, 2008

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


scott kurtz

Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998.

His latest and longest running project, PvP online has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998, and has since then reached a daily 150,000 readers, has had a print version published by image comics monthly and has also won the coveted Eisner award for best digital comic.

He also co-writes the comic "Truth, Justin and the American way" with Aaron Williams.

Scott Kurtz' rants today have stirred up the webcomics comunity

by JulioC January 7, 2007

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž