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A shithole in the north, the one which sucks a lot and is really awful, especially compared to Yorkshire.
Officials are planning on changing the name from Lancashire to Lancashite.
Guy 1: UHHH I iz from Lancashire init!
Guy 2: Well get your sorry unworthy ass away from the beautiful Yorkshire turf which is too good for you
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Lancashire, AKA. Shitbucket, home of Chinese people and crazy swimmers. Nowhere near as good as Yorkshire.
T'only good thing t'cum oot've Lancashire is t'train.
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The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
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An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
Girl One: "He's quite tasty"
Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire
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A shit tip with nought to do Dingles of Burnley have 6 fingers and point at planes, a Rovers fan is a delusional idiot who thinks Blackburn is nice. PNE for life
West Lancashire is better than East Lancashire.
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A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.
Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.
I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.
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Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .
I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.
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