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laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

218πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj April 13, 2016


Laziness

Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?

Laziness:

Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.

Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.

by gimmedatsammich November 10, 2010

49πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Lazy

lazy when you can’t be bothered to press the lock button on car keys, even though you unlocked it

I’m so lazy that I can’t even get coffee, oh by the way could you get me some coffee?

by Matthew the lazy April 14, 2019

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


lazy

Being a bum. not getting off your ass to do something.

my cat the lazy

by branio January 27, 2004

642πŸ‘ 259πŸ‘Ž


lazy

me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

by Josh April 30, 2003

458πŸ‘ 190πŸ‘Ž


Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

69πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž