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The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.
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For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.
Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.
Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!
Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?
Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...
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Legalese term describing someone considered an asshole by a federal court.
Paul was declared a vexatious litigant after charging intrest on the defendant during his lawsuit.
Product of a society that messures it's success with economic growth thus encouraging hopeless ambulance chasing lawyers to find equally sad losers to sue for minor grievances, thus bloating the public sector, legal sector and insurance sector beyond functional use.
Potential vexatious litigant, Anne Mayers, who fell off a garage roof after a night's partying is suing her landlords over her injuries. The 29 year old says they should have warned her not to dance on the roof after drinking.
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The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.
My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's Jersey Shore is currently embroiled in a legal battle with the federal government over tax fraud. He friends have started calling him "The Litigation" because of his legal problems. Mike "The Litigation" Sorrentino.
Paulie D: So what should we call you Mike?
Mike: Call me "The Litigation", Paulie.