Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

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go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

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