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A real or desperately invented answer by a man who feels that he must prove his manhood by trying to sound like he knows everything. The manswer is often a serious response to a casual question, to a joke, or to a general comment that requires no answer at all or is not directed toward the man.
She: "I just read that Guatemalan jaguars are attracted to Obsession for Men cologne."
He (driven to give a manswer): "Guatemalan jaguars are the felines closest genetically to cetaceans, so it's obvious that they're attracted to the ambergris in expensive colognes."
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when a guy gives you a one word answer, on texting or IMing or myspace/facebook.
these are manswers:
IDK.
LOL.
Ya.
haha.
yep
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When a woman makes a statement that is wrong and needs to be corrected by a man.
Woman: I love dry braised green beans
Man: The words "dry" and "braised" don't go together. You mean dry sauteed green beans.
Man: Manswered!
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The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises
Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.
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When a person (mostly a man) asks a stupid question and answers it in a stupid way. Like the show Manswers.
Man 1: How do boobs float?? Is it because they're big??
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.
The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer
Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.
Male viewed response that includes misogynistic views and/or speaking to a person with innuendos when they don't really know them.
That's such a manswer.
Bruh, stop with your manswers.