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A drunk college student's favorite pastime.
Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.
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while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.
i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.
Mario Karting:
Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".
Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.
Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".
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A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well
Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!
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The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.
Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!
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When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge
Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"
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An act performed during sexual intercourse. When your partner is about to reach climax you throw a banana peel in (his, her) mouth, and then smack (him, her) in the head with a turtle shell.
I met this chick at the bar last night, and she was pissed when I Mario Karted her while we were hooking up.
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