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Marketing

A career in which people (normally men who have an issue with their sexuality and drive Mopeds) state the obvious and get paid a lot of money for it. They normally have catchy initials like AA or RR and spend a lot of time getting their signature to look important

Anyone wearing a pink shirt on a regular basis and working in Hammersmith.

by Noddy April 10, 2003

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Market

An area or arena in which commercial dealings are conducted.

Although the market was particularly crowded, she pushed forward through crowds of people, knowing that she had to get that bread.d

by Robert Leonard February 9, 2019


market

Shortened form of 'Blackbush Market', a market held on Sundays in a village in hampshire.

Blackbush referring to a woman who has incredibly dark pubic hair.

Blimey, I bet she has a lovely market!

by Kevin Robinson January 7, 2006

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marketing

To drive to the market for the purpose of buying groceries or food. First used by Congressman in the Toyota Sudden Acceleration Senate Hearing.

(They) need their cars to do their marketing.

by Fast Eddie (949) July 23, 2010

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Marketing

The verbalisation of a noun where an an activity is done.

In this case, "market" is the place/noun and that the activity of grocery shopping is done at the market. Market is then verbalised by adding "-ing" = "Marketing"

Simply means : Grocery shopping, traditionally done at the market, nowadays supermarket is also acceptable as long as it is to do with shopping for grocery, not just picking up a carton of milk.

Commonly used in Singapore and Malaysia.

Nothing to do with the meaning of a profession to advertise a product or service.

Friend1 : Where is your mum?
Friend2 : Marketing
Friend1 : Huh?
Friend2 : She's gone to the market to do buy some grocery for the week.

by nokko June 7, 2011

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marketing

An industry full of individuals who are a waste of space and do not understand how to design ANYTHING for the internet.

See also: Advertisers

John: Hi Steve, can you build this site we've designed.
Steve: No Steve, your design is fucking retarded and does not work for the internet. Idiot marketing department.

John: Hi Steve, why does my page not view correctly in Internet Explorer 5.0 on a Mac?
Steve: Because you're a) running a mac, b) viewing it in Internet Explorer, which is a 5 year old browser. You marketing people are dickheads.

by scoult01 September 25, 2006

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on the market

You are single

Hey baby, are u on the market

by 69-pussy-killer-69 February 6, 2016

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