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The day Martial Law is declared, is the day you wake up and realize that your Constution/bill of Rights/Charter of Rites and Freedoms/etc. is really just about as valuable as that Kleenex you just spunked in... because rites are just privileges, and privileges can be revoked. Your government will do whatever it takes to stay in power, and they got the gunz...
Martial Law can be recognized by the increased presence of men with plexiglass shields and/or sub-machine-guns, a pale green fog that tastes, smells and feels like burning, random acts of hippy clubbing and indiscriminate shooting into crowds.
If your going to "get your loot on" its best to do it during the Preceding state of emergency, because once Martial Law is declared, the party's over. Usually once Martial Law is declared, its best to just stay home, tune into your local state-owned media outlet and do what they say. The punishment for most criminal offenses becomes summary execution, and most of the things you might do out in public become criminal offenses.
Looting = criminal offense = shot on sight
Exercising freedom of speech= criminal offense= disappeared (shot out of sight)
looking like you might be a 'rebel' = criminal offense = a. shot on sight or b. disappeared
On the street after curfew = criminal offense = shot on sight
Looking at the officer the wrong way = criminal offense = shot on sight
If you must go out, try not to wear that 'Rage Against the Machine' tee-shirt, red stars, or clenched-fist logos, as these may attract unwanted bursts of well-aimed fire in your direction.
Remember that meeting you went to back in college? Where the guy at the front was talking about "property is theft" this, and "smash the state" that? Which you attended just so you could meet that cute outspoken Alternachick from your poli-sci class? Well, I hope she put out because thats the reason you have to agents beating on you with a phone book, trying to get a confession out of you... in the washroom of a stadium-turned-detention center. Was she worth it? (tip: just confess, the electrodes are next and a tap to the back of the head hurts less).
"Rites? Didn't you hear son? Its Martial Law! Agent Jonston, hand me those electrodes will you?"
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The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
not just some stupid movie.
The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.
Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.
Military rules ALL.
suspension of rights and freedoms
Iraq, maybe, after the June 30 pseduo handover.
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1) The act of kicking ass.
2) Something everyone should fear.
1) I am experienced in the practice of martial arts, which is not good for anyone reading this example.
2) Again I practice martial arts.
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French excellence. Tony got that drip, he's got ice in his veins. His finishing is sublime, and his close control and hold-up play is mesmerising. Complete striker of the ball game.
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A fantasy MMORPG made by Koreans and was originally called DO Online. DO Online was then sold and purchased by CRSpace which then renamed the title to Martial Heroes. Martial Heroes is a few years old since DO Online which was essentially a beta, during this time over 150,000 players visited this title and purchased many items from what is called the "MH Market" and/or "MH Shop".
The GM's of Martial Heroes was GM Don and GM Pang, GM Pang claimed he was never a GM although later revealed he actually was.
The best Lawful guild was Honor, the rival to Honor and best Evil guild was Advercides also known as Advernoobs, Adver, Advernubs or Adverscrubs.
Korean players reached the maximum level cap of 160 whereas the international version not one player has surpassed level 130 except, LANGZIBOY (this account has been sold and purchased several times so the name has been changing yearly), dada, FearlessOne, PlayerP3, WeedMan, LucyLiu, knock plus 3 more as of December 25th 2007.
Account trading and/or selling occurs frequently in this game so finding yourself an account is very cheap costly and is very easy to aquire.
Beware scammers in this game as scammers are very popular in this specific title compared to others.
A fantasy MMORPG made by Koreans and was originally called DO Online. DO Online was then sold and purchased by CRSpace which then renamed the title to Martial Heroes. Martial Heroes is a few years old since DO Online which was essentially a beta, during this time over 150,000 players visited this title and purchased many items from what is called the "MH Market" and/or "MH Shop".
The GM's of Martial Heroes was GM Don and GM Pang, GM Pang claimed he was never a GM although later revealed he actually was.
The best Lawful guild was Honor, the rival to Honor and best Evil guild was Advercides also known as Advernoobs, Adver, Advernubs or Adverscrubs.
Korean players reached the maximum level cap of 160 whereas the international version not one player has surpassed level 130 except, LANGZIBOY (this account has been sold and purchased several times so the name has been changing yearly), dada, FearlessOne, PlayerP3, WeedMan, LucyLiu, knock plus 3 more as of December 25th 2007.
Account trading and/or selling occurs frequently in this game so finding yourself an account is very cheap costly and is very easy to aquire.
Beware scammers in this game as scammers are very popular in this specific title compared to others.
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Another way of saying that something isn't THAT difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren't that easy. Used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)
I asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. I tell her it isn't a martial art, so she hangs up on me and I got an F for that essay.
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