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unnatural super human thinking ability.. all ideas are pure gold..to put it simply.. THE WORD OF GOD
I've just had the best idea EVER .. I'm such a Martin
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A sweet,caring,loving person. Be careful what you say to them because they take things very serious. All Martin's are savages and attractive. Some girls are really lucky if a Martin likes her. (Jacqueline) I wish....
I like Martin he is a savage .
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A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
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Someone who enjoys eating that booty like groceries.
My boyfriend was a total Martin last night.
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An awesome one he is. Cares for everyone he does. Loved by all. And disliked by none. Get yourself a Martin. But not my Martin
Name:Martin / equivalent to a GOD
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When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
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Martin comes in all shapes, forms, and colors. Often mistaken for an apple tree, Martin can blend into the environment very well. There is a Martin around you somewhere don't be mistaken. There is fire in his pants. Martin is fucking awesome. Be afraid.
I hate him, he needs to be more like Martin.
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