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a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk= -----
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We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.
A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.
Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler
In reference to mauler 5150’s habit of breaking a part of his weapon of, shaking out of control and flipping itself
“I was watching some old Battlebots clips and seeing Mauler 5150 Pulling a mauler is so funny”
someone who inserts their hands in the pants pocket and proceeds to adjust their "guys", it feels so good that the practice becomes common place and enjoyed for hours on end. A true ball mauler will do it in front of another party while taking part in casual conversation.
Hey, I was talking to Eric H. about the front page of the NY Post this morning in the server room while he stood there playing pocket pool. What a ball mauler.
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The most horrible thing ever. Worse than genocide, fat people and ex-in-laws COMBINED. Words fail to accurately define the horribleness of a Minnesota Mauler. It is so bad, even John Stamos and Chuck Norris quiver at the notion of a Minnesota Mauler. Not surprisingly, liberals usually want to negotiate with a Minnesota Mauler.
John Stamos: Wow - look at the size of that Minnesota Mauler!
Liberal: Hello Minnesota Mauler - what a lovely day! Why don't we discuss our differences in a non-threatening and politically correct sort of way...I'm sure we can find common ground!
Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
Liberal: There's no need for panic...I'm sure that if we just respect the maulers boundaries the mauler will respect...aaaarrrggghhhh...Mauler - no!!! No!! Stop that!! Minnesota Mauler...noooooooooooooo..........
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A chronic masturbater, possibly another term for wanker
If someone makes a statement of which you doubt the veracity you may say to them "Getcha hand off it , ya stalk mauler"
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