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can be used as a dildo in hard times
Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.
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to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about
Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
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Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.
We all put microphones in our ears!
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used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁
Haji, don't microphone the joint.
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A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
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Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
"MUTE HIM"
"FFFFFF"
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Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!