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A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET
JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.
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To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.
When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.
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A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help
Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues
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When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.
I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'
I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.
My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.
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1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.
2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
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"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"
"Naw, you're good"
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A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
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