butter my bread

1. a random statement used in a group to cause gaiety

2. a vague sexual reference

Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.

For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).

The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.

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I'll take my bread

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.

"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.

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your shit is my bread

signage on the plumbing van i realy saw

your shit is my bread!!!

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Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

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put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

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My bread

Some thing is essential, derived from "my bread and butter".

Gary: XBox is my bread.

slice of my bread

A term for sex

Hey man do you want a slice of my bread?