soixante-neuf

soixante-neuf is 69 in French and refers to a sexual act where two dudes give blowjobs to each other at the same time.

My cadet roomie, Matt and I really enjoy soixante-neuf!

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neuf sed

1.) to have said enough

2.) nine sed

3.) oink sed

1.) "Bad news, Prof. I can't shell out for that. Neuf sed."

2.) "Do I even want to know? Neuf Sed."

3.) "Sacre bleu! Zere is one sing less zan ten being said! Neuf sed!"

4.) "LOL ECTO IT IS OKAY TO BE PINK LIKE A PIG. NEUF NEUF NEUF"

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Croissant Neuf

Breakfast +++ in bed.

Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.

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quoi de neuf ?

Very usual french expression when you meet someone you haven't met for a long time. Literally, "quoi de neuf" means "what's new" but can be used as "what's up".

Mec 1 : Hé mec, ça fait un bail ! Quoi de neuf ?
Mec 2 : Bof, la routine, et toi ?

Dude 1: Hey dude, it's been a while! What's up?
Dude 2: Dunno, routine, and you?

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Soixante-dix neuf

79 in french but also used to bait ‘suck on deez nutz’ due to similar phonetics.

Chad: What’s 79 in French?
Virgin: Soixante-dix neuf
Chad: Suck in deez nutz bitch

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Les Neuf DeRonde

contagious subculture infecting the glamourous and trendy population of today's society through mesmerizing photographs and genius art.

Clueless caveperson: Ugh, I am so uncool. How can I become fabulous?
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.

Dix neuf

nineteen in French. Pronounced Deez noon, Sound like something else right?

My favorite number is Dix neuf.

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