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the state that’s taking too damn long to count its votes
dude nevada’s been counting they’re votes for four fucking days
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about 7/8 of the state is desert wasteland; almost the entire population of the state lives in urban vegas, reno-sparks, or along lake tahoe; nevada is famous for legalized gambling, legalized prositution, corrupt politicians, and mexican migrant workers
nevada is a good place to get a quickie from whore and blow all your fuckin' money on blackjack.
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Nevada is the most beautiful girl ever when u see her u won’t stop looking at her u might even wanna make her more than a friend Nevada is the cutest girl I ever seen she is a cute ,pretty ,nice , and she is goofy and she can make u smile a lot
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a state which is more vacant than an empty car park
I went through from California straight through to Utah without touching Nevada
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Next time you think there is nothing good in Nevada you should spend some time with the "Native Wildlife!!!"
I am the original "Native Wildlife!!" from NEVADA!!!
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Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards.
Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.
Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada!
Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.
Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!
Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!
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an unusually dry handjob, as if the givers hand was seasoned in the Nevada desert for a few years.
Me: Mike, I know you just met here tonight, but did you guys do anything?
Mike: Yeah i got a Nevada, it felt like she was rubbing 24 grit sandpaper on my dick.
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