Neymar

A diver who should be a swimmer.

Neymar is really good at swimming!

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neymaring

faking an injury. usually done in sports.

Our them told the opposing team player to stop neymaring.

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Neymar

to roll over the floor like your having a drunk seizure when a person tries to do something with you. Then to cry like 2-month old toddler who just crapped their pants

Sergio Ramos was awoken by toast, he rolled over the floor and did a neymar

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Neymar

Some mistaken him for a professional dancer doing the worm but that's just his play style.

Neymar the flopper

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Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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neymar jr

the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth. he is an amazing futbol player and deserves a worldcup.

max: WOW NEYMAR JR IS SO FINE!

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Neymar Effect

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.

Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."

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