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A restaraunt that serves nutritious sandwiches in two sizes: six inches and foot-long. Their sandwiches, while being somewhat costly, are still delicious and filling.
Subway is not only for the obese.
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One of the greatest places to eat fast food.
The motto is 'Subway Eat Fresh!' but 'Subway: Eat Flesh' sounds more fitting.
Supposedly will make fat people skinny, but that can't happen.
Fat man: Subway makes me feel like I can EAT ANYTHING
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Excellent food chain for fat asses who want to lose weight.
Subway kicks ass
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A place where you can urinate and where homeless people can sleep and have sex.
The handlebars on subways are sticky.
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1) A train-like thing
2) THE GREATEST SUB RESTAURANT IN THE UNIVERSE OF UNIVERSES!
1) Toronto can afford subways, but Windsor cannot because Windsor is the poorest, most polluted city in Canada.
2) "SUBWAY! EAT FRESH!"
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A Place that gives me mad diarrhea cramps, and even more lethal diarrhea waterfalls.
I just had subway. And now I have liquified shit shooting from my ass.
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A place where you can eat fresh.
Let's go eat fresh at Subway.
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