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April 12th is the national day to give blowjobs
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
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15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...
Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!
On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
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Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
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December first every girl must give there boyfriend head
Sally went down on her boyfriend for the first time on national blowjob day
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A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.
Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.
Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!
Tom: Nice!
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The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
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