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A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.
The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.
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a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...
you see tom wallich the other day?
no, why?
he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!
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n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice
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a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.
Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.
"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."
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A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.
a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.
What a loser! HE ALMOST DIED FROM SNACK FOOD!
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1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
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Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
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