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October 25th is national belly rub day. This is the day you are obligated to give your significant other all the belly rubs they desire. This also includes kisses and cuddles.
"Oh bro, your 1 year anniversary is on October 25th? Man, you gotta give your girl some mad ass belly rubs and kisses and cuddles."
It's the fucking law
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National jerk off day. Jerk off as much as you want for no reason
Guy 1: I jerked off like 10 times yesterday bro!
Guy 2: Ew bro why?
Guy 1: Because it was October 25th bro
national slap a short blonde day
it’s October 25th slap that short blonde
National kiss your girlfriend / crush day
hey, it’s october 25th, let’s kiss ;)
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October 25th is national fuck your friends sister day, so if you have a sister you’re kinda fucked (your sister is too)
Robert: Im meeting up with your sister later.
Jonathon: Why?
Robert: It’s October 25th and you’re sister’s getting fucked good tonight.
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Give J Some Top Day
if you know somebody whose name starts with J you gotta give em some head
Oh shit it's October 25th...you know what that means? it's Give J Some Top Day...tell them to come over tonight
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National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th
Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!