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offended

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

by geekmalone June 24, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


offended

most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.

Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended

by yahmoo23 September 14, 2010

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offended

To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.

People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.

by srxe2140 August 17, 2004

422πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

by matt77 May 8, 2007

50πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Offendant

A person that is closer than an associate or acquaintance but not yet a friend; that would be offended upon finding out you did not refer to them as your friend when speaking about them to others.

Joe is not my friend, he is my offendant. I don’t actually consider him to be at the level of a friend yet, but he is definitely more than an acquaintance.

by Squirtsmith January 5, 2023


offended

Disagreeing with you.

"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."

by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


offender

noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately dislikes something, the only reason being simply to hate the thing being hated.

Stop being offender and just let it go, bro.

by J Money For Three June 5, 2006

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