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When you can not decide what to do for a long time until you don't care.
What jeans to wear?
The torn ones or the black ones or the brown ones or the red ones?
Oh fuck it, just the blue ones.
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To express immense surprise/pain, like when you light that firework strapped to your dick or when you circumcise yourself by tying a rope to your pp and looping the other end around a trailer hitch attached to a ford and telling the driver to “PUNCH IT BITCH”
OH FUCK I LIT THAT FIREWORK BETTER SUCK FAST HONEY! Hurry before it goes off.
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This is a phrase most often used when you realize you messed up. Admit it.
Gary for a little too drunk last night and sounded the fuck out of his homosexual partners asshole, then, two months later he finds out his boyfriend is pregnant, it turns out he was not a man.
Oh fuck, said Gary.
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Indicating a true state of shock; unable to produce verbal words, facial expressions and/or further reactions towards another who has provoked this behavior.
-“No, I think YOU are being the dramatic one”
-“oh fuck”.
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While working on a car, these are likely the first words that you will utter when you realize that you have broken an old, rusty bolt that you were trying to remove. When this particular bolt essentially puts the vehicle out of commission until it is resolved and you have, like, two hours to fix the problem, the "fuck" becomes an all-caps "FUCK" and is spoken accordingly.
"Alright, I removed 10 of 12 intake manifold bolts no problem. Now for number 11..."
CRACK!
"Oh fuck..."
Bob: This SOB bolt won't budge!
Joe: Try the breaker bar.
Bob: Alright, let's do it. Hnngh!
CRACK!
Bob: Oh fuck...
Bill: Oh fuck...
John: What happen?
Bill: I just broke one of the cylinder head mounting bolts.
John: What the fuck?! How did you manage...no, fuck it. You better sort it out because I told the customer the car would be ready in two hours.
Bill: But I need longer than...oh FUCK!
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A common choice of last words before someone dies or is paralyzed. Often followed by 'Me, Lord'.
As he plummeted toward the surface, he realized that his parachute was broken, and immediately shouted an untamed "Oh Fuck".
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