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The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.
I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.
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To be un-tough or show a little too much heart for things.
Kevin, Curtis, and Timmy all are soft when it comes to going into the corners or when it comes to wheeling.
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1. Weak; having no strength
2. Inability to go hard in the paint or engage in an activity which requires any work
"Max was complaining all morning about having to work past 9 p.m. last night. Goddamn is he soft."
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A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.
"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"
When something or someone is pure, innocent, gentle, calm, kind, or wouldn't hurt a fly.
Softer than soft.
Calm and quiet.
Person A: "He's such a pure little cinnamon roll!"
Person B: "Yeah, he's so softe"
"This song is so softe"
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A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on. A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.
Rosie O'Donnel gives me a real soft-on.
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The opposite of a hard-on, erection, boner, etc...
She was looking fine from behind, but then she turned around & bam! I got an immediate soft-on☹️