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A man that deserves credit but rarely receives it. The only reason I believe he is not as 'recognized' and 'appreciated' by the vast majority of humans is because John Lennon got popped off by that loony. Sorry but it's the truth you crazy rabid Lennon fans who are frothing at the mouth as you are reading. Have a nice day.
Paul McCartney is just a great guy.
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Either the first Beatle to die or the last one alive, depending on your opinion.
Guy #1: Paul is dead.
Guy #2: Are you kidding? Paul McCartney is the only Beatle left alive!
Guy #1: What about Ringo?
Guy #2: Yeah... Ringo...
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When you stick a skittle down someones ass and suck it back out
Charles gave jenny the most ballin Paul McCartney ever
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The guy who defines the word PERFECT. He is the best musician, singer, song-writer, and composer on this whole planet!! He outranks all his fellow musicians and outshines the rest of The Beatles. He was known as the "Cute Beatle" but I'd say he's the "Sexiest, funniest, most charming, sweetest, wittiest, most talented, most handsome, and most beautiful man on Earth"!!!!! He is the idol of million and millions of people around the world. (most people forget this, but he also had a band called Wings from 1971 to 1981, and it was the biggest sensation in the 70's and was truly an amzaaazing band....well, of course, cuz it was run by Paul McCartney!) And btw, he is a great actor too! AND he's vegetarian! HE'S PERFECT.
{girl no. 1}: HEY GUYS!!!! I have tickets to Paul McCartney's concert in New York!!!!! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack out of my excitement!! GODDDD, this is my dream come true!!
{girl no. 2}: OMFG!!! You should totally flash him if you get the chance!!!
{girl no. 3}: Oh no, you're not going 'cause I'm stealing your ticket!!!!
{guy}: Oh, damn, you are sooo lucky to get a ticket 'cause the concert's sold out!! I would LOVE to see a Paul McCartney concert!! No homo or anything, but Paul is really HOT, even now that he's 66, he's still got his good looks.
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An elefantine clitoris; a penis with no balls.
A: Hey, did you score with that chick last night?
B: You wouldn't believe it, when I got her pants off, she had a Paul McCartney! I had to get out of there!
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I thought the bouncer at that bar was tough, but it turned out he was a total Paul McCartney. He was afraid to break up that fight!
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One of the most talented songwriters in history. Often underrated for maintaining a "mainstream" sound, the depth and meaning of his songs surpass the political strength of Lennon's, and even the spiritual vastness of Harrison's, though overlooked because of his clever use of metaphors and wording.
Lines like, "All the world's a tiny bubble, floating inside the truth," can mesmerize a philosopher or metaphysician with no end. Other cryptic messages like, "In years to come, they may discover what the air we breathe and the life we lead are all about, but it won't be soon enough for me," allude to a optimistic, yet time sensitive revolution of humanity.
Paul McCartney continues to find the marriage between melody, rhythm, and wisdom, all while maintaining a friendly, philanthropic, and personable public image.
Steve: I used to listen to Paul McCartney because of his infectious melodies, but lately the lyrics have had brain working overtime!
Alfred: What do you mean? His songs always seemed silly and meaningless to me.
Steve: They are! Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. He manages to deliver what George and John tried so hard put into song, the only difference is he knows how to relate the concepts to the every day person. Pick up some of his off beat albums like Tug of War or Driving Rain to see what I mean!
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To do The Paul McCartney is when you are getting sucked off by chick and when you are about to unload, you go into auto pilot with your left while saying "Beep Beep n' Beep Beep..." in rhythm and when you finally splooge on her face you shout out "Yeah!"
I totally Paul McCartneyed all over Yoko Ono's face last night!
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