pelfie

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

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pelfie

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

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pelfie

Penis selfie

I'm taking a pelfie of my penis for cancer awareness

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Pelfie

A pussy selfie

I send my girlfriend a pelfie when I want to fu(k