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Synonym for feeling clean and/or having a fresh or pleasant smell
"I just got out of the shower. I feel all shiny and piney now!" ^_^
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An instrument to smoke weed which is crafted from the finest of pineapples. Achieving that sweet and sour smoke your mumma loves. This, in turn also makes you shit your pants like a mutha.
Person 1 - Hey man have you taken a hit from that fucking piney yet?
Person 2 - yeah man I had it just then, I shat my pants and then had a dream about you on a pedestal waving your fist at a large audience. Talking abou the "dangers of marijuana"
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The battle cry of Southern Jersey hicks ("Pineys"). Often seen on bumper stickers (especially, those on the bumpers of broken down 1982 Ford trucks), hats, or written on whatever else slack-jacked yokels own.
After Ned shot a pigeon with a pellet gun, he hollered "Piney Power!" and failed out of high school.
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The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.
Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!
The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.
Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
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A little lost town in eastern ohio with nothing going on and absolutly nothing to do.
Come to Piney Fork where there is nothing to do and nobody to do it with!
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