Preheating the Oven

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.

“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”

PreHeated Oven

Having your woman eat lots of hot or spicy food with the intentions of anal intercourse later in the evening. A woman can tell when she is prepped and ready by the warmth of her flatulence instead of the odor.

Dave noticed Sally force down two ghost peppers, he was excited to feel the warmth of her PreHeated Oven later tonight.

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When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus

I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!

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An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.

Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."

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preheat the oven

to perform sexual acts before having sexual intercourse.
i.e. handjobs, blowjobs.

"Ay man- Do you know if Naomi preheat the oven?"
"Yeah, thats what i've heard."

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Preheated oven

When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.

My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.

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When you stick your penis in the vagina and just let it "sit there" and PREHEAT! No slow roast, No Baking, No Broiling! No movement of any type. When you've already let the penis get to room temperature.

Derek: Hey Jenny, can I pop your cherry?
Jenny: No, I want to wait until I'm married.
Derek: Can I just preheat my dick then?
Jenny: Sure, but don't open and close the oven door or you're in trouble!