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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
"ahhhhhhh! thats better, now i can concentrate"
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To put off something to go masturbate.
"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
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Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
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the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
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to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating
when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night
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When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.
Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.
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To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.
Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
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