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A very cute and deadly animal the hunt in packs and are bulletproof the only way to kill them is to stun them with bullets and finish them off with a sword
Me: "hey have you heard of the raccoon killings"
My friend: "yeah, they are pretty deadly
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Something that is cute or extremely strong, or both. Raccoons are typically not pussies and tend to kill 10 people when they get mad. They are expert boonkgangers and are cutest. #savetheraccoons
U raccoon can u teach me how to not be a fucking pussy
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Raccoons are nature’s juggernauts. After doing research, I found a list of some of the best traits about them from a trustworthy researcher called “reccooneggs”, which is his birth name. (though they have many more special traits)
Reason 1: He protec but he also attac
Reason 2:They naturally regenerate limbs. Need to whip up a quick dinner? Just chop off a raccoons leg.
Reason 3: They’re obedient. Want someone dead? A raccoon will kill them James Bond style no questions asked.
Reason 4: Racoon Urine cures cancer
Reason 5: Theyre really good at video games. Are you a copper IV in rainbow six siege? They’ll carry you all they way up to diamond.
Reason 6: Need protection against someone with a gun? Raccoons are naturally bulletproof.
Reason 7: Raccoons can DESTROY any animal in a 1v1.
Reason 8: People see you walking a dog? They ignore you. People see you walking a raccoon? Looks like you just got a get-out-of-virgin-free card.
Reason 9: Raccoon feces cure hepatitis.
Reason 10: Just look at them, they’re adorable.
Dude I almost got killed yesterday. Thankfully I had my pet raccoon Ralph to save me from the shooter so my raccoon could lunge onto him and kill him!
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slang term for stealing something hense taking a raccoon like action. invented by two beaners in a ranch. past tense may be used as raccooned or cooned for short
Frankie :"hey dude look at that sweet stuff outside the house"
Ivan :"yeah dude lets raccoon that shit"
Frankie :"righteous"
Ivan :"Man I really want that new webo-splash but it's too expensive"
Frankie :"Dude fuck it just raccoon that shit"
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A large mass of fat that folds over the genitals, and protrudes below the stomach, closely resembling a raccoon nestling between the genital area and the stomach. Usually common to fat people, who look like they have an extra stomach.
ah, look trevor has such a big raccoon! I hope it doesnt come and attack us!
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A person who defends a garbage video game, typically a stoner who is too burnt to understand the plot or mechanics or a parent who plays the game maybe 1 hour a day.
"Peluso likes Anthem? What a fucking Raccoon."
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