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When you are eating out you girlfriend as she's having her period. Eventually you have blood all over your mouth then you make out.
It was that time of the month again so I gave my girlfriend the red dragon.
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a sexual innuendo created by the Chinese restaurant "Red Dragon" which served cat(pussy) from 1999-2001 and cat(pussy) is another word for sex
i would love some Red Dragon right now
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You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.
That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.
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That wonderful week of the month where a female's vagina becomes a fire breathing monster because it's bleeding as if Chuck Norris kicked her between the thighs. Be careful around this woman, have chocolate and although everyone (including her) knows that she's being dramatic because her crotch is bleeding, don't EVER say it out loud to her. She will literally rip your head off
She has the red dragon. Pack your things, we're moving to Europe
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The sex act of being balls deep in her from behind in the doggy style position. Keeping your left knee down behind her left leg and then while still impaling her bring your right foot around and put it on the base of her skull. Once this is accomplished shove her head down with your foot and pin her down and fuck hard until finished.
Holy shit, did you see Jim and Kelly doing the Red Dragon on the dance floor at the prom. Kelly was all twisted up in the game.
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When a man spanks his cock-n-balls until it burns.
I gave myself a Red Dragon yesterday and my package burned for two days.
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The most famous and feared of all dragon's, the Red Dragon was larger then all other Dragon's except the Black Dragon, and the White Dragon. The Red Dragon was made famous in teh game, followed by the movie, Doungeons & Dragons where it was the sworn enemy of the Gold Dragon, a much smaller and more noble Dragon. As like all dragons, the Red Dragon could breath fire.
After kidnapping the princess, the rider of the Red Dragon flew off with Gold Dragons in pursuit.
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