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Step 1: Drop a deuce.
Step 2: Tear off enough toilet paper from the roll to sufficiently clean yourself and set aside.
Step 3: Pull a large portion of toilet paper from the roll without removing it.
Step 4: Use this portion for the initial wipe to achieve maximum effectiveness.
Step 5: Rewind the used portion into the roll and finish your wipe with reserves toilet paper.
Step 6: Bait the trap and enjoy!
Notes: Use in conjuction with The Upperdecker to achieve maximum lethality.
Step 4: Rewind the used portion into the roll
That honkey mofo was actin' a fool and hatin' on my game, so I hooked him up with the rewind before I left the party.
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Performing vaginal or anal sex on a woman without a comdom, pulling out, and tasting her off of your own dick.
"That bitch is so fine, I'd pull the rewind with her."
"Be kind, please rewind."
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means to do a re-take or re-sit of an exam or test
Student A: "Fuck me, I passed all my exams"
Student B: Shit man, I can't believe I failed Biology, I'm gunna have to do a rewind!
Student A: You dumb bastard
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Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.
Man: Let's rewind that movie.
Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?
Man: Yes!
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A video Youtube puts out every year on December 6th. Over the years it's gotten worse, and this year, my God my eyes. Youtube think that featuring fortnite and not Pewdipie cool. Nice one Susan.
Guy 1: How did you go blind? Guy 2: Youtube Rewind 2018, too much cringe...
Youtube Rewind, all it had was fortnite, Lele Pons, Fortnite, oh, and did I say Fortnite?
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It is a phrase that was used by video rental employees after handing customers their video tape.
The act of rewinding a video tape after watching it is considered a kind deed, as the next person to watch that tape wont have to rewind the entire movie, which might spoil the storyline for them if they watched the screen while it rewinded.
Video guy: "Here is your tape bro! Be kind rewind."
Customer: "Thanks man. I'll make sure my parents aren't home when I'm watching it."