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one of the better holidays, where people who aren't even irish pretend to be, and everyone gets drunk.
On Saint Patrick's Day, we all wore green hats and drank whiskey
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A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green
People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day
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A day held in honor of all the saintly Mormon girls who are perfect and you can never catch them doing anything wrong. Saint Maddy was the original perfect Mormon girl, and her feast day is June 28, 2012, which is celebrated at Kinders' restaurants worldwide.
All bow to Saint Maddy, because it is Saint Maddy's Day.
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March 17th
two days after the Ides of March
In america this Holiday is a.k.a. the "Wearin o' the Green" day.
It's a day for parades that celebrate Ireland or being of Irish heritage.
Some pubs dye ther beer or anything else green with food coloring. It is too bad because Certain foods, like eggs, when dyed green, look incredibly puke-inducing.
see cinco de mayo
This Beer tastes good, (hiccup) let's just hope Erin goes bra-less!
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An incredibly annoying time when Americans forget that they're American and run around trying desperately to out-Irish each other with needlessly gaudy green clothing exacerbated by their all-too-often overweight frames. This time is made all the worse by the perceived need to drink as much imitation Guiness, vomit on aforementioned green clothing then try to kiss strangers and get punched for your trouble.
"Kiss me, I'm Irish and it's Saint Patrick's Day". "You're still fat and ugly, so the answer's still No".
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According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.
Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!
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Traditionally March 16th, the day before St. Patrick's Day
Where's Bill?
He got sloshed on Saint Practice Day practicing for St. Patrick's Day, and he couldn't get up for the 6 AM drinking festivities.
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