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A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.
The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.
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An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.
Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
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A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.
Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.
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A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
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Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
Santa Clause = Pedophile
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An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.
Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.
Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?
A stalker of small children.
A pervert of the kids.
A slave Driver of the elves.
A thief of the cookies.
A legal immigrant to the world.
A rebel without a cause.
Have you ever wonder what happens to children that wake up to find him?
He rapes them then bashes there heads again the chimney.
He watches you, Everywhere.
Him and God are bother helpless stalkers.
What do we do to this flying, fat, red blob of jolly madness?
I say we touch his jolly ass.
He's obviously a terrorist.
He isolates his workers so no one from our outside world could know,
That Santa has a thing for the butt.
Unscramble Santa.
And you get Satan.
Santa is the Devil.
Santa toke over Jesus Christs Birthday.
It's cause Santa is Satan.
He even wears Satan's theme color.
Red.
Also the color of Blood.
Scared Yet?
You should Be.
Santa Clause:: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Kid:: I want a hot wheels toy set!
Santa:: I want to show you the toys in my master bedroom that has padlocks on the doors
Kid:: Yaaay!
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