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When, after partaking in consumption of a significant amount of alcohol / get pissed / completely wankered, you are overcome with the urge to strip completed naked, leave your own hotel room and search for a strangers / neighbours hotel room. The reason being to use the strangers lavatory to "drop the kids off" / "take a dump" / "have an enormous shit" (if unable, you are permitted to carry out a "lazy wee" / "knock one out"). Once done, you then must pass out, only to be woken up by the resident of the hotel room asking if someone is in his bathroom.
Upon discovery, you then steal one of the residents towels to cover your modesty, sprint out of the room back to your own room, to be let in by hotel security who question identity / sanity !!
"Fuck sake! Who's done a Saunders in the toilet???"
Upon seeing a naked man running through a hotel, say out load "Saunders in progress"
A group of friends discussing the night before, "yeah, he did a Saunders".
"Lads, I am Doing a Saunders"
Dylan Saunders is a member of Team Starkid and Jim and the Povolos. He also has a solo album called Confluence. He has performed in super awesome roles such as Jafar (Twisted), Dumbledore (A Very Potter Musical, Sequal, Senior Year) Tootsie Noodles (Starship), Pincer (Starship), and Scarecrow/ Green Lantern (Holy Musical Batman). Dylan Saunders is a fantastic Human being beloved by fangirls everywhere.
Dude, did you see Dylan Saunders in Twisted, he's so supermegafoxyawesomehot.
1. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders
2. The greatest female double act in the history of British comedy. In fact, the greatest in the history of all comedy.
3. Two of the loveliest women you could ever hope to meet (a privilege afforded to a fortunate few among their legions of fans...this author included)
4. Fatty and Moo (If confused, read "Dear Fatty" by Dawn French)
5. A sizeable, wacky brunette and her taller, thinner, blonder partner in crime.
6. The very best antidote to stress, sadness, anxiety, and anger; a true anti-drug.
"Are you gonna do the accent or not?!"
"I AM doing the accent! Harr are yehw?"
"French and Saunders are Absolutely Fabulous sweetie darling!"
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The sweetest, most amazing, compassionate, douchebag ever. He is dependable and kind. You can always count on Lucas when you need advice, or someone simply to talk to. He is flirty but in the perfect way. He is strong and attractive, definitely best friend material. He takes the friend-zone like a gentleman.
I talked to Lucas last night... he really helped me work through the whole John thing. john
That guy was so nice. He's like a Lucas Saunders.
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Just a kind dude that is tall and racist (hes white).
Your acting a bit like Joe Saunders
To ditch on your social commitments, last minute
"Oh damn sorry guys, I can't attend your wedding/birth of your first child/birthday/extensively planned party because I have to help my brother move/wash my hair/play MarioKart/listen to my BeeGees album."
"Way to pull a Saunders."