Sawyer

The destroyer of worlds, absolutely the largest penis in the galaxy, will pound you in an instant, get on his good side and you might make it out alive

I looked up and saw a great shadow, the shadow belonged to the destroyer of realms, Sawyer approached.

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Sawyer

Is the wierdest kid i know. Hes awesome. and hilarious. but just random and has his own personality. He's fucking sexy!!Hes my bestfran and i love him to fucking death!
You wish You were as cool as him.(:

Sawyer is awesome(:
duh. no explanation nessecary

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Sawyer

Basically, a southern badass with a manly as shit mustache and handsome features. He is manly as hell, but at the same time is very sensitive and artistic. He's passive most of the time, but if you get this motherfucker mad he'll go for the throat. Women want to fuck him, cause you know he's packing more than just that Deagle.

"Jesus, look at that guy. He's got like every chick in the damn room on his dick!"

"Yeah, that's Sawyer alright."

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Sawyer

An amazing guy. My best guy friend. Biking is his life. Hilarious, sarcastic, sweet, hot, caring, and an all-around great guy. Once you have a Sawyer, don't let him go. OH and he's trustworthy.

"Sawyer? What's up?"
"I'm biking. How are you by the way? I think we should hang out soon..."

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Sawyer

A character from Lost, played by Josh Holloway. Possibly the hottest thing this world has ever seen.

have you ever seen a sawyer kiss a sawyer on a sawyer

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Sawyer

verb: absolute, total, unrepentant, unrelenting attraction to the best looking Southern bad boy you have ever seen, the one your mamma told you about, the one who is so freakin wrong but so freakin right, the guy around which you have no brain, a complete loss of the capacity to think in full sentences involving prepositions or pronouns or even dangling modifiers.

verb: a brain turned to gelatinous goo by a hot southern bad boy

I was at the Cowboy Bar last night and got all Sawyered over Billy Joe Bob's cousin.

Jenny got all Sawyered on Billy Joe Bob's cousin.

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Sawyer

Sawyer is a kind hearted person who is always looking out for people he cares about. He is a dream boyfriend who payes for everything. He cares a lot about god and his family and friends. He is hot with a capital H! He has that good personality and body.

Man my boyfriend Sawyer is the best!

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