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The act of being stuck at home on NYE and having to watch Ryan Seacrest on TV instead of going out and having fun with others.
I can't go out, I have the flu. Looks like I will be seacrestered for NYE.
The left over semen that has dried and crusted onto a towel.
"Honey, you need to wash this towel... It's covered in seacrest"
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To do or say something extremely cheezyand uncool.
"Dude, so I working this hot babe and she was interested in going on a date, then I told her some lame joke trying to make her laugh and I totally Seacrested. She walked away and she has not give me the time of day since then."
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verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.
adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.
noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.
synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."
use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."
use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
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Nickname for Jon Evans, An RA in New South Hall, 1st Floor, Georgetown University.
Yo, Seacrest totally broke up the party in my room last night.
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The act of copying something and calling it innovative and original.
Hey, let's Ryan Seacrest It by copying the BlackBerry Q10 keyboard design and retrofitting it onto an iPhone.
The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".
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