Season

A sub-game from Super Smash Bros Brawl in which the settings are: special brawl, damage ratio of 2.0, no items, only Final Fantasy map, 5 lives, and random character selection. In this sub-game the objective of the game is to achieve the most kills, in which the first person to 100 kills will win the 'season'. Furthermore, there are certain character moves which can immediately end a certain match; these moves consist of: Ganandorf punch or Captain Falcon punch. However, once one of these moves has been successfully thrown, it is up to the attacker to decide whether or not to continue the match or to end it immediately.

Since player 4 reached 100 kills before either of the other players, he won the season

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Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

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SEASONED

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained

"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"

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seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.

In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.

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Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

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Seasoned

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality

Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.

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in season

When a person is feeling really horny or just looking for someone to spend the night with. Similar to feeling broody but instead of wanting children wanting sex.

Boy 1: she is so in season

Boy 2: Yh she was all over me

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