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shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

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shark tanking

Two stick hand in vagina, and cause blood then to drink the blood like a shark

booty shark tanking

by Molions January 27, 2014

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San Jose shark tank

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒

Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021


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by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 11, 2021


Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021


Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021


Shark Tank

A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)

Throw that Limey spy in the shark tank!

by Jonas_S August 30, 2020