Shed

Noun, singular or collective: A chain (or single branch of a chain) of large DIY warehouse shops occupying ugly, aircraft-hangar-like buildings - sheds. Wickes, Homebase, B&Q are sheds.

That little ironmongers on the corner didn't have one.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.

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Shed

A place to masturbate

Remember in 7th grade, when we dared Nathan to masturbate in the shed. That was so gross!

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Shed

A derogatory term used to describe people who might find themselves rusty, mouldy or full of holes.

"Hi, sorry, I drank all the milk."
"Oh my God, you're such a Shed!"

"Have you put the heating on?"
"Yes, you big old Shed!"

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Shed

A group of guys who dress like tools.

Hey, Man! Did you see that shed over there?

Yeah man those guys are some tools!

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Shed

This is a word used to politly and unoffensively (if around children and the elderly or just misserable family members)say "SHIT !"

"What a load of shed!"
"You little shed!"
"What a shed head"
"Ohh SHED !!"
"Holy shed, that hurt"

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Shed

A) A outside storage room (generally made of wood)
B) To remove.
C) A complete cunt.

Shed is thrity now and he is still being a real cunt.

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Shed

being hell bent on destroying the garden with use of vicious sub buildings, which are obviously uncontrollable and evil (raised by satan). Also the meaning of a well ordered and formed excretion

Vinnie: What are you Doing?
TriB: Im shedding on youre garden got a problem?
Vinnie: No :( not really. Please be quiet

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