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Defecating. Having a poo.
I'm just going to the Shetlands.
Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles
Often shortened to just 'shetty'
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Very windy islands north of Aberdeen
John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken
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An affectionate term for an extremely short person.
Jade: Shut up Shetland!
Jen: I am not short!
Ryan: Clearly are though
Laura: Yeah, just accept that you're a Shetland Jen
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To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.
Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.
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The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
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A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.
Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.
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Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.
Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!
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