Shlap

To slap one with your penis, very hard in the face. To the extent of pain.

“Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

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Shlap

When you hit ur boyfriend so hard you hit his soul out of him for a few

Brian was shlapped, he claims he seen god for a few.....

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shlap

slap. but better.

“bro, that sh*t shlapped”
“you gonna get b*tch shlapped”

shlap

It's a slap but its so much more

OH yeah, all of A$AP Rocky's new song is a shlap

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Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

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SHLAP

You The act of swinging your penis and hitting one across the face, and leaving a 1 star mark with your tip.

“ Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

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Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

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