Shlap

when you slap someone but they can't do anything back

Person1: -shlaps-
Person2: -punches arm back-
Person1: You can't do anything I shlapped you!!
Person 2: Aww fuck..

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Shlap

When you slap a French person in the face because they are French.

Bill- "Dude that French dude got shlaped in the face!"
Ted-" Ya, what a French loser, stupid french."

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Shlap

This is the only cure for the "Swamp Face".

Avarage Joe: Sweet Jesus Yesterday i saw ted and he had swamp face so i have his a little SHLAP
Freddy Joe:SWEET

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Shlap

To slap one with your penis, very hard in the face. To the extent of pain.

“Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

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Shlap

When you hit ur boyfriend so hard you hit his soul out of him for a few

Brian was shlapped, he claims he seen god for a few.....

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SHLAP

You The act of swinging your penis and hitting one across the face, and leaving a 1 star mark with your tip.

“ Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

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Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

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