Poser Skater

If you are a Poser Skater, you probably do all of the following:

- You always wear and have items from popular skating brands such as Thrasher, Santa Cruz, Dickies, Vans, Nike SBs, and Supreme.

- Try to use skating to get girls or guys.

- Try to look and be cool.

- Always wear clothing items like beanies, hoodies, T-shirts, and baggy jeans.

If you do all of the following you can proceed with either of these options:

A. Get a Life.

or

B. Go fuck yourself.

Did you see _____ today? He is so hot! Maybe he'll teach me how to skate...

Nah. Don't go after him, he's a Poser Skater.

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Poser Skater

A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves

6. Has a board just for the hell of it

Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."

Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"

Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."

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