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Someone that sleeps around alot. A whore. Has sex with tons of different partners. Easily A hooker/prostitute/HO
"O my god you slept with her?!? I hope you wore a hat cause that bitch is so slimy, she probaly has the funk.
She is so slimy. she probally has the secret of the ooze
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When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.
My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.
The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
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While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!
I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!
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The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.
Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!
When you nut in your hand and slap your mate in the face.
What a cunt! John just gave me a slimy sally!
Where a girl and a guy is in the shower and the guy turns the girl around and shoves his dick up her ass and she'll walk on the wall like a gecko wet
Me and my girl did the slimy gecko last night she was crawling on the wall wet
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